小学生解释“做爱”,女老师当场晕倒!

添加:04-12 发布:www.nn01tv.com

学习古诗《山行》(杜牧)的语文课上。美女老师贯彻新课程理念,要求同学们运用 “自主、合作、探究”的学习方式,自己诵读,自己解释诗意。

学生诵读:远上寒山石径斜,白云生处有人家;停车坐爱枫林晚,霜叶红于二月花。

学生理解:远处有一座山叫寒山,山上的石头小路弯曲斜陡,在白云生长的地方有一户人家,那里有个漂亮mm,“我”不怕路远山陡,开车上山与她幽会。天色晚了,我们停下车走进枫林里做爱,完事之后,身下被秋风扫落的叶子都被mm的血染红了,比二月的花还红……

老师(火冒三丈):停! (但转念想到新理念强调“学生为主体”“张扬学生个性”“允许多种答案”,于是强颜欢笑)你怎么说是在“做爱”呢?

学生感悟:诗句“停车坐爱枫林晚”中,“坐”同音通假“做”,“坐爱”就是“做爱”。这是一首爱情诗作。主人公有两个,一个gg,有钱有车;一个mm,她漂亮,就算住在深山里也被人追到手,而且她更是个处女,从诗句“红于二月花”可以看出。诗作主旨在于歌颂漂亮mm的处女之身……

老师当场晕倒…………

小学生解释“做爱”,女老师当场晕倒!: http://www.nn01tv.com

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